Homosexuals should carry warning tattoos

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Homosexuals should carry warning tattoos

Post by Lichtgestalt » 6th Oct, '08, 22:05

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The Rev Dr Peter Mullen said in an blog that homosexuality was "clearly unnatural, a perversion and corruption of natural instincts and affections" and "a cause of fatal disease".

He recommended that homosexual practices be discouraged "after the style of warnings on cigarette packets".

He wrote: "Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and their chins with FELLATIO KILLS."

In an earlier posting, the Rev Mullen, who is also rector of St Michael's Cornhill and St Sepulchre without Newgate in the City, wrote a poem about the blessing of two gay priests by the Rev Martin Dudley.

The poem begins: "The Bishop of London is in a high huff, Because Dr Dudley has married a puff; And not just one puff - he's married another: Two priests, two puffs and either to other."

It concludes: "Of such Dr Dudley a goldmine has found, From shaven-head puftas the nuptial pink pound.

"The new Church of England embraces diversity, A fresh modulation on ancient perversity."

The Bishop of London condemned the postings, which have since been taken down, as "highly offensive".

A spokesman said: "While clergy are entitled to their own personal views, we recognise that the content of this text is highly offensive and is in no way reflective of the views of the Diocese of London."

The Rev Mullen, 66, who has written a series of books including The Politically-Correct Gospel, was summoned for a meeting with church officials on Friday and told he could face disciplinary action.

Peter Tatchell of gay rights group OutRage! Demanded that the Rev Mullen resign.

He said: "As a chaplain, Rev Mullen ought to be a spiritual guide to all employees of the Stock Exchange.

"Given his quite outrageous homophobia, not only would lesbian and gay employees feel unable to approach him but even heterosexual staff would find what he said deeply offensive and off-putting.

"He should resign or be sacked. If he was mocking black or Jewish people in a similar vein, the Stock Exchange would instantly remove him and the Church would relieve him of his duties. He is not even fit to be a parish priest."

But the rector insisted that he meant to harm: "I wrote some satirical things on my blog and anybody with an ounce of sense of humour or any understanding of the tradition of English satire would immediately assume that they're light-hearted jokes. I certainly have nothing against homosexuals. Many of my dear friends have been and are of that persuasion. What I have got against them is the militant preaching of homosexuality."

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Re: Homosexuals should carry warning tattoos

Post by Sardonicus » 6th Oct, '08, 22:15

lovely, what comes next?




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Re: Homosexuals should carry warning tattoos

Post by Bender » 7th Oct, '08, 05:40

Like anyone, he's entitled to his opinion. He's also entitled to be an idiot. And people are entitled to avoid his church.
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Post by Lili Von Shtupp » 7th Oct, '08, 09:27

Lichtgestalt wrote:
The Bishop of London is in a high huff
Because Dr Dudley has married a puff
And not just one puff - he's married another
Two priests, two puffs and either to other.

Of such Dr Dudley a goldmine has found
From shaven-head puftas the nuptial pink pound.
The new Church of England embraces diversity
A fresh modulation on ancient perversity.
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Re: Homosexuals should carry warning tattoos

Post by BFG » 7th Oct, '08, 10:01

Another example of someone wanting to (literally) impose their views on everyone else.

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Re: Homosexuals should carry warning tattoos

Post by Kooky » 7th Oct, '08, 13:46

The headline for the Sydney Morning Herald's coverage on this?

Tatts going too far: priest's bum steer

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Post by Fresh Mint » 7th Oct, '08, 13:49

He wrote: "Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH."
If you were at the stage when you could see the tattoo, it is probably a bit too late ....

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Post by Lichtgestalt » 7th Oct, '08, 16:34

Fresh Mint wrote:
He wrote: "Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH."
If you were at the stage when you could see the tattoo, it is probably a bit too late ....
Well, you could pull out at the last minute...

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Post by Fat Bob » 7th Oct, '08, 17:20

I thought only catholics used that method.....
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Post by sluggo » 8th Oct, '08, 04:40

Fat Bob wrote:I thought only catholics used that method.....
Only Catholic parents.
I guess we're not in Kansas anymore.

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Post by Fat Bob » 8th Oct, '08, 07:33

Oh, Catholic priests actually have sex whereconception could occur? :shock:
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Post by BFG » 8th Oct, '08, 10:32

Fat Bob wrote:Oh, Catholic priests actually have sex whereconception could occur? :shock:
Naughty but nice Bobbity....

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Re: Homosexuals should carry warning tattoos

Post by Dinosaur » 15th Oct, '08, 11:51

Don't think it would catch on in Thailand. And what about the ladyboys? :shock:

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