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Assault by hedgehog

Post by Aliya » 7th Apr, '08, 15:32

Man faces five years in jail after hitting a boy with... a hedgehog

A man faces five years in jail after being accused of assaulting a teenager with a hedgehog.

William Singalargh, 27, is said to have thrown the hedgehog from 15ft away during a row with the unnamed 15-year-old.

"When it hit the victim in the leg, it caused a large red welt and several puncture marks," said a police source in Whakatane, on the east coast of New Zealand's North Island.

The hedgehog caused a large red welt and several puncture marks to the 15-year-old victim's leg

"The man was arrested shortly afterwards and he's been charged with assault with a weapon, namely a hedgehog."

A court hearing is set for April 17, and the defendant is understood to be planning to contest the charge.

The hedgehog was dead by the time police arrived at the scene, although it is not known whether it was still alive at the time of the assault in February.
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Re: Assault by hedgehog

Post by Bender » 7th Apr, '08, 16:47

"Oops, I'm terribly sorry", said the hedgehog as he climbed off the hairbrush...
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Re: Assault by hedgehog

Post by nev » 7th Apr, '08, 17:04

Poor hedgehog :cry:

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Re: Assault by hedgehog

Post by Burbage » 8th Apr, '08, 11:38

How did he find a hedgehog in New Zealand? Was it on its holidays?

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Re: Assault by hedgehog

Post by Morrolan » 8th Apr, '08, 11:39

Burbage wrote:How did he find a hedgehog in New Zealand? Was it on its holidays?
i was wondering the same thing. no such animal in Kiwi land...

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Re: Assault by hedgehog

Post by Pinklepurr » 8th Apr, '08, 11:48

Yes there are, some so and so introduced them way back, like the possums etc! You can find hedgehogs in your gardens there.
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