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Post by Rosbif71 » 19th Apr, '10, 13:46

anyone fancy looking after 2 Dwarf Hamsters for 2 weeks in June?

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Re: Hamster

Post by baloo » 19th Apr, '10, 13:48

Let me ask my cats. They might be keen.
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Re: Hamster

Post by Beesknees » 19th Apr, '10, 13:59

Rosbif71 wrote:anyone fancy looking after 2 Dwarf Hamsters for 2 weeks in June?

Could you not just have said small hamsters? Just doesn't seem very PC.

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Re: Hamster

Post by Jedi » 19th Apr, '10, 16:20

That's what they're called.

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Re: Hamster

Post by Beesknees » 19th Apr, '10, 16:23

Jedi wrote:That's what they're called.

I know [smilie=rolleyes_mini.gif]

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Re: Hamster

Post by Spike » 19th Apr, '10, 17:33

Surely should be vertically challenged hamsters.
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Re: Hamster

Post by FurBaby » 19th Apr, '10, 17:46

Rosbif: would you be interested in hiring a pet sitter? :)

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Re: Hamster

Post by Burbage » 19th Apr, '10, 19:34

Are they not hamsters of restricted growth these days?

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Re: Hamster

Post by chocolate » 19th Apr, '10, 19:48

how small are dwarf hamsters ? (oh wait, let me chocolate that!) , as the shortest person on the board, I volunteer :) (you'll have to ship them to Philly though)

edit: following some chocolating, oh they are soooooooooooooooo cute :)
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Re: Hamster

Post by Morrolan » 20th Apr, '10, 06:40

not much meat on those, though...

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Re: Hamster

Post by BoD » 20th Apr, '10, 07:41

Probably make a good deep friend snack
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Re: Hamster

Post by Sardonicus » 20th Apr, '10, 07:43

probably not, but chocolate-coating them would add some weight
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Re: Hamster

Post by Fat Bob » 20th Apr, '10, 07:48

But the chocolate would get stuck in the fur. You'd be coughing up chocolate furballs for how long?

Best to roast on a low heat with fur on and then the fur will burn away. Once that happens, batter and deep fry. Eat whole. Like an armadillo on the outside and dime bar on the inside!
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Re: Hamster

Post by BoD » 20th Apr, '10, 10:09

How about removing the fur, coating in chocolate, letting the chocolate set and then coating in batter and deep frying?
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Re: Hamster

Post by Lili Von Shtupp » 20th Apr, '10, 10:46

Disgusting!

Don't you even take the bones out?
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Re: Hamster

Post by BoD » 20th Apr, '10, 11:11

Am assuming that they are little enough just to add a bit of crunch. I am also not sure that deboning a dwarf hamster would be possible
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Re: Hamster

Post by Morrolan » 20th Apr, '10, 12:23

it's just a variation on the Crunchy Frog Surprise...

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Re: Hamster

Post by Lili Von Shtupp » 20th Apr, '10, 12:26

If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, now, would it? :D
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Re: Hamster

Post by Fat Bob » 20th Apr, '10, 12:35

Then it would be fully like an armadillo.
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Re: Hamster

Post by chocolate » 20th Apr, '10, 20:45

poor little hamster, you guys are big meanies!
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Re: Hamster

Post by slinky » 20th Apr, '10, 21:17

chocolate wrote:poor little hamster, you guys are big meanies!
What are the main differences between hamsters and mice then......? [smilie=whistle.gif]

;) [smilie=kiss.gif]

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Re: Hamster

Post by Beesknees » 20th Apr, '10, 21:52

slinky wrote:
chocolate wrote:poor little hamster, you guys are big meanies!
What are the main differences between hamsters and mice then......? [smilie=whistle.gif]

;) [smilie=kiss.gif]

Mice like cheese

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Re: Hamster

Post by chocolate » 20th Apr, '10, 23:22

slinky wrote:
chocolate wrote:poor little hamster, you guys are big meanies!
What are the main differences between hamsters and mice then......? [smilie=whistle.gif]

;) [smilie=kiss.gif]
Touche!

(but I don't eat my mice)
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Re: Hamster

Post by slinky » 21st Apr, '10, 09:48

chocolate wrote:
slinky wrote:
What are the main differences between hamsters and mice then......? [smilie=whistle.gif]

;) [smilie=kiss.gif]
Touche!

(but I don't eat my mice)
:lol: Fair enough ;)

(Sorry, couldn't resist!)

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Re: Hamster

Post by Rosbif71 » 22nd Apr, '10, 13:02

Beesknees wrote:
slinky wrote:
What are the main differences between hamsters and mice then......? [smilie=whistle.gif]

;) [smilie=kiss.gif]

Mice like cheese
so do these 2 hamsters
problem solved anyway. a colleague will look after them

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