Pre-Parenting tests

[BFG]

Azzam - just think of the consequences of what you just wrote.

No. For the love of all you hold dear, no.....



Edit: Da*n near forgot me Smilie....

[azzam]

Blobby and Batty.

[Scrummy Mummy]

Is Fat Bob actually fat? Never met him in RL.

[baloo]

Clever man that fat Bob. Sets expectations low so that when you do meet him you think "Oh, he's not that fat at all" and already you're impressed.

[Scrummy Mummy]

Ah, so that's he pulls the birds!

[baloo]

That and alcohol, yeah.

[Burbage]

Alcohol required by both parties of course. So that the bird finds him attractive and so that he finds the bird attractive.

[Fat Bob]

Only need alcohol to break down their inhibitions.

And I only need to drink alcohol for the five baggers.....

[skank-la]

A bit late to this conversation.

At 58 years old with an 8 year old son, 2nd time round raising children
must say it trumps everything else in the end.

I got to go places & do things in my life that most people only dream about. Half the stories I could tell even though they are true nobody would even believe; but nothing compares to being a Dad.

Tomorrow night the skankster & I are going to Dodger stadium to see the Los Angeles Dodgers vs the San Diego Padres. Can't think of much I've ever done that is much fun as taking the little dude & one of his buddies to a Major League Game.

At this age they're fun; its the 12-15 bracket that for me was the hardest 1st time round. See if I can do better this time

[TheD]

President. French, no salt. Easily world's best.

[BFG]

President. French, no salt. Easily world's best.

...in your opinion. in mine...

[cromasaig]

What you want is a fresh baguette, a thick slab of unsalted butter (President is pretty good, but the round Brittany one is even better) and a sprinkling of good quality flaked salt on top.

Oh, and a defibrillator.