Freakin mayonaise like shite
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Freakin mayonaise like shite
Can someone tell me why EVERYTHING I buy for lunch has to have some form of mayonaise in it? Its not even the real stuff just some horrible slimy tasting stuff. And most places I get lunch from (when I dont do my Joe Lunchbox) has this! Issit remotely possible (apart from the make your own sandwich places) to get something that is not drowned in this ghastly stuff??
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can you not ask for 'no mayo please' ?
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Can't if it is pre-made! If not then can.
"I really love you" she said. "Is that the champagne talking" he asked. "No" she laughed. "That's me talking to the champagne"
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For some reason, Australian manufacturers of mayonnaise seem to think it is made from vegetable oil, sugar and some kind of colloidal protein. Maybe you have the same problem there.
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Aliya wrote:Issit remotely possible (apart from the make your own sandwich places) to get something that is not drowned in this ghastly stuff??
One man's food is another man's poison *drools*
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I'm another mayonaise hater - never could stand the stuff yet every sandwich I look at in shops that I want to eat has that S********* thrown in.
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Mayonnaise is the devil's food !
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Than must make me the Devil !daffodil wrote:Mayonnaise is the devil's food !
...but only if it's good mayo!
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A tomato and tofu sandwich with lashings of creamy mayo... bliss!
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curious;BoD wrote:A tomato and tofu sandwich with lashings of creamy mayo... bliss!
What about tahu telor - would you consider that bliss as well or bliss ?
Edit: as well...didnt miss the irony
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Also big dobs of it on a Banana & Peanut Butter on Toast Sandwich! MMMMmmmmmmmm! Damn, I can't eat 'em now.
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No wonder you ended up being such a fat b*****************.sundaymorningstaple wrote:Also big dobs of it on a Banana & Peanut Butter on Toast Sandwich! MMMMmmmmmmmm! Damn, I can't eat 'em now.
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I reckon he'd surprise you now.....Raffles wrote:No wonder you ended up being such a fat b*****************.sundaymorningstaple wrote:Also big dobs of it on a Banana & Peanut Butter on Toast Sandwich! MMMMmmmmmmmm! Damn, I can't eat 'em now.
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Did I say bliss? Sorry..a slip of the keyboard. I meant to type utter, utter, utter hell
Tahu telur is OK though.. well the telur bit at least
Tahu telur is OK though.. well the telur bit at least
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Mayo yum yum
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First time I've used this icon - mayonaise is:
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I wonder what people understand by Mayonnaise. As far as I'm concerned, if it is not an emulsion of virgin olive oil, egg yolks, vinegar and Dijon mustard (the latter to taste and optional), it is not mayonnaise. No matter what it says on the jar.
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Precious and pretentious, but true...Burbage wrote:I wonder what people understand by Mayonnaise. As far as I'm concerned, if it is not an emulsion of virgin olive oil, egg yolks, vinegar and Dijon mustard (the latter to taste and optional), it is not mayonnaise. No matter what it says on the jar.
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