Trains and the people on them
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Trains and the people on them
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What the frig is wrong with the average person. Three person seats (when a not fat person is in them) on a train jammed to the rafters in peak periods and people don't move over or leave their frigg'n stupid handbag on the seat. And in two person seats what the f'ck is it with sitting right up in the middle and leaving the seat next to the window free?!?!?!?
I know it's agressive, but I don't care anymore and I stand there and ask if I can please sit down. AND THE F'WITs might slightly move their knees back and force you to squeeze past and squish into the middle in a very awkward way, if they bother at all. I think maybe 1 in 40 use their brain and just slide across. I'm getting closer and closer to swiping 'em in the head with my handbag these days and see if they wake up!! And I don't get the average person who will stand next to these seflish idiots and just accept it while getting bashed around in the jammed aisles. I understand people don't like confrontation and the like, but it doesn't have to resort to rudeness for crying out loud basic courtesy.
Jeeezz it just typify's the problems of the world that people just stand there and don't take action on the obvious!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ok rant over now............
What the frig is wrong with the average person. Three person seats (when a not fat person is in them) on a train jammed to the rafters in peak periods and people don't move over or leave their frigg'n stupid handbag on the seat. And in two person seats what the f'ck is it with sitting right up in the middle and leaving the seat next to the window free?!?!?!?
I know it's agressive, but I don't care anymore and I stand there and ask if I can please sit down. AND THE F'WITs might slightly move their knees back and force you to squeeze past and squish into the middle in a very awkward way, if they bother at all. I think maybe 1 in 40 use their brain and just slide across. I'm getting closer and closer to swiping 'em in the head with my handbag these days and see if they wake up!! And I don't get the average person who will stand next to these seflish idiots and just accept it while getting bashed around in the jammed aisles. I understand people don't like confrontation and the like, but it doesn't have to resort to rudeness for crying out loud basic courtesy.
Jeeezz it just typify's the problems of the world that people just stand there and don't take action on the obvious!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ok rant over now............
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Re: Trains and the people on them
That just remind me of a Ben Elton sketch "double seat, double seat, gotta get a double seat".
Unfortunately I can't find it on youtube.
Unfortunately I can't find it on youtube.
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Re: Trains and the people on them
Buses are the same here. I've got it down to a fine art where I have my laptop bag over my shoulder and walk over them and whack them with it in the face. Then say "oohhhh I'm so so so sorry". Then repeat the same when I get up. ![rollingpin [smilie=rollingpin.gif]](./images/smilies/rollingpin.gif)
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Deep breaths, ladies.
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Not worth it for some of them! ![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
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Re: Trains and the people on them
Public transport? Can you run the concept past me again?
Life's too short...
Re: Trains and the people on them
I took public transport yesterday
not a taxi to be found apparently in the rain, in Upp bukit timah ![rollingpin [smilie=rollingpin.gif]](./images/smilies/rollingpin.gif)
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Re: Trains and the people on them
Oh you poor thing!
Quick, have a lie down and I'll get the brandy and smelling salts...
Why didn't you call me? I could have sent one of the chauffeurs...
Quick, have a lie down and I'll get the brandy and smelling salts...
Why didn't you call me? I could have sent one of the chauffeurs...
Life's too short...
Re: Trains and the people on them
you told me you didn't exist ![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
and it was ok really, not too bad actually, bit slow, but air con and quiet![icon_e_smile :)](./images/smilies/icon_e_smile.gif)
I'll still take the brandy
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and it was ok really, not too bad actually, bit slow, but air con and quiet
![icon_e_smile :)](./images/smilies/icon_e_smile.gif)
I'll still take the brandy
Re: Trains and the people on them
excellent
ta
now I have to go do my uni essay![Neutral :|](./images/smilies/icon_neutral.gif)
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now I have to go do my uni essay
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