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Lesson learned today

Post by Kooky » 26th May, '10, 18:57

No matter how cold the weather may have turned, always take the meat out of the freezer the night before you want it so you can defrost it slowly in the fridge and don't have to leave it in the sink when you go to work.

Cats may not like raw minced steak, but that won't stop them stealing it, opening the ziplock bag, and leaving the contents scattered all over your afghan rug.

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Re: Lesson learned today

Post by Fat Bob » 26th May, '10, 19:06

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Re: Lesson learned today

Post by slinky » 26th May, '10, 19:31

Oh dear :o

(Methinks there are some cats in Sydney on the naughty list.....;) )

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Re: Lesson learned today

Post by Tack » 26th May, '10, 19:37

ewww !


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Re: Lesson learned today

Post by Kooky » 26th May, '10, 20:03

Little shits did their usual, get on the worktop, expect treats, as soon as we walked in. When they didn't get any (I should cocoa!) Bo swiped me :o

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Re: Lesson learned today

Post by Scrummy Mummy » 26th May, '10, 20:09

You see, this is why I don't have afgan rugs, just cheapo fake ones.

At least they didn't vomit it over the rug......

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Re: Lesson learned today

Post by Kooky » 26th May, '10, 20:11

They prefer to vomit on the more expensive of the two. The cream one.

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Re: Lesson learned today

Post by Pinklepurr » 26th May, '10, 20:23

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Re: Lesson learned today

Post by Lili Von Shtupp » 26th May, '10, 20:37

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Re: Lesson learned today

Post by Addadude » 26th May, '10, 20:45

Sounds like it's time to play Kick The Kitty!

http://www.zooass.com/games/kickthekitty/main.shtml
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Re: Lesson learned today

Post by Kooky » 26th May, '10, 20:48

They're quite interested in the sound effects, dude.

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Re: Lesson learned today

Post by sluggo » 27th May, '10, 01:19

Scummy Mummy wrote:You see, this is why I don't have afgan rugs, just cheapo fake ones.

At least they didn't vomit it over the rug......
you see this is why i don't have cats
I guess we're not in Kansas anymore.

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Re: Lesson learned today

Post by Morrolan » 27th May, '10, 06:42

Kooky wrote:They prefer to vomit on the more expensive of the two. The cream one.
sounds like our cats... :shock:

they prefer the black and gold silk persian... [smilie=23_3.gif]

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Re: Lesson learned today

Post by Burbage » 27th May, '10, 11:35

This is why you need a dog as well. The cats chuck the mince all over the room, the dog licks it up (goes for vomit too, unfortunately, and the contents of the litter tray).

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Re: Lesson learned today

Post by Scrummy Mummy » 27th May, '10, 11:41

It's when the toddler goes for the vomit that you worry......

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Re: Lesson learned today

Post by Aliya » 27th May, '10, 11:49

OMG Kick the Kitty, in a former life for this Board this entertained us for months :) I think Mint posted it.
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Re: Lesson learned today

Post by Dinosaur » 27th May, '10, 12:30

K, you better try this quiz out :D

http://www.heyquiz.com/quiz/cat_kill

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Re: Lesson learned today

Post by slinky » 27th May, '10, 12:34

Burbage wrote:This is why you need a dog as well. The cats chuck the mince all over the room, the dog licks it up (goes for vomit too, unfortunately, and the contents of the litter tray).
[smilie=rotflmao.gif] Too true, Burb, too true [smilie=rotflmao.gif]

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Re: Lesson learned today

Post by Burbage » 27th May, '10, 13:04

And then they want to lick you in the face.

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Re: Lesson learned today

Post by slinky » 27th May, '10, 15:00

Ahhh, now you're making me miss my little doggie :(


(NO, I don't want to be licked by a dog after the barf and cat poo scenario - I'm just feeling nostalgic :lol: )

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